haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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