Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
