I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Randomize
