I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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