I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
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She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
But theres a keg here and me gusta
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
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I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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