i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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