Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
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Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
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I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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