Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
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yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
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Naked Twister starts at high noon
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
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