My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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