Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
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How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
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That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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