I wanna passion pit in your ass
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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