a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
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Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
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Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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