hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
This girl is more easily done than said...
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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