I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Randomize
