Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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