3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
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Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
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My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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