Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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