you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
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you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
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just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
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