I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
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Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
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Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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