are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
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Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
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Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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