Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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