No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
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The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
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Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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