You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Randomize
