i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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