Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
We named our party play list daddy issues
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
31 Times Kim Kardashian Showed Her Love For Balmain
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
19 Tricks To Help You Join The Mile High Club
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?