Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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