Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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