Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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