I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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