can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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