Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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