My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
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Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
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Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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