is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
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You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
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Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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