Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
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She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
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You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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