Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Randomize
