I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
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Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
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i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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