Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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