Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
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He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
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He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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