i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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