I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
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