I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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