But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
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