How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
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it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
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Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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