You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
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This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
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Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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