We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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