I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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