I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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