I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
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Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
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If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
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