Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
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Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
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I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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