didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Where did you get a picture of my penis
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
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I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
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He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Is this like a preordered booty call?
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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