i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I think we might need a safe word for this...
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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