the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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