who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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