Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
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Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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