nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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