nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
In America we eat man semen.
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I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
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I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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