See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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