first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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