How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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