Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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