Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
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It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
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I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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