I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
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i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
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a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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